what the hell?! i leave for awhile , and you mess it all up?! what the hell. alright people, getyershitogether....new rules coming soon.  ¶ 9/06/2005 04:49:00 PM

 

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	chad
Birthday:	9-24-71
Birthplace:	neenah wisconsin
Current Location:	st.louis
Eye Color:	green
Hair Color:	red
Height:	6 fooooot
Right Handed or Left Handed:	both
Your Heritage:	irish,italian,english,iriqouis
The Shoes You Wore Today:	work shoes
Your Weakness:	cheesecake.
Your Fears:	not enough cheesecake
Your Perfect Pizza:	italian sauage and extra cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	not too beat up my employer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	don't use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up:	kill me.
Your Best Physical Feature:	lil' chub.
Your Bedtime:	11 pm or so
Your Most Missed Memory:	chilhood
Pepsi or Coke:	with or without rum?
MacDonalds or Burger King:	niether
Single or Group Dates:	single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	yuck
Chocolate or Vanilla:	both
Cappuccino or Coffee:	red bull
Do you Smoke:	yup
Do you Swear:	yup
Do you Sing:	yup. poorly. but i do.
Do you Shower Daily:	..whats that smell?
Have you Been in Love:	sure.
Do you want to go to College:	yup
Do you want to get Married:	sure
Do you belive in yourself:	only on my days off.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	nope
Do you think you are Attractive:	doesn't everybody?
Are you a Health Freak:	hell no
Do you get along with your Parents:	next
Do you like Thunderstorms:	i wish they'd never stop
Do you play an Instrument:	guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yes i have
In the past month have you Smoked:	yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	kinda..does fishing count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	hell no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	...bait?
In the past month have you been on Stage:	in my mind
In the past month have you been Dumped:	who'd wanna dump me? don't answer that.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	..probably.
Ever been Drunk:	me? naaaaaah.
Ever been called a Tease:	are you kidding me?
Ever been Beaten up:	you better believe it.
Ever Shoplifted:	sure
How do you want to Die:	giant rubber band. brick wall.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	a grave robber.
What country would you most like to Visit:	utah.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	green
Favourite Hair Color:	red, blonde, brunette
Short or Long Hair:	long
Height:	shorter than me
Weight:	don't care
Best Clothing Style:	casual
Number of Drugs I have taken:	i've never done heroin.
Number of CDs I own:	a few
Number of Piercings:	none
Number of Tattoos:	none
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	only one.....
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

  ¶ 5/27/2005 05:04:00 PM

  look! new rules. i will be comisioning a disitegration ray. this will only be used by me. if you bug me, look at me the wrong way, or you're scooter is too slow you will be humanly erased.
also there will be a no complaining clause. you complain , you die. all homes will be wired with audio and video survalence (for my entertainment of course) and only my vote counts on american idol. because carrie underwood sucks dog shit. nap time.  ¶ 5/27/2005 04:34:00 PM

  i've decided that the world is out of control. and it is so that i shall have to take over. how to go about taking over the world...hmmm...don't know yet. changes will be in order. the first to go (que the darth vader music) republicans..or as i like to call them.. the evil empire. the second thing to go...jobs. you want somethin ...get it yourself. (and i don't wanna work anymore) the only allowable transportation will be motorized scooters. except for me of course. i get to drive whatever i want. so neh. more rules will be coming soon. so do the right thing , and follow them. that is all , i'm tired . and i'm going to take a nap. when i take a nap, you have to take a nap also. it's called manditory nap time. now go....  ¶ 5/20/2005 05:18:00 PM

  ok, so i'm ridin around in a truck alllllll day and of course the radio's goin. so we got's music, wich is the only thing keeping me from going retarted..(completely) and i have a tendency to change lyrics and or song titles.. these are a few.
love is a battlefield.----love is a cattlefield. popular in arkansas.
blackhole sun.----asshole son, what a bum, ya crashed the car again,asshole son what a bum..what a bum.
i don't know the title to this one, but it was by papa roach..it starts by going..cut my life into pieces..so i changed it..(a little)....cut my wife into pieces. now that's funny.
open arms...so now i come to you with broken arms. (now everytime you hear this tune..you'll think of me
janie's got a gun...brace yourself..this is a bit gross. ---- janie's got the runs. eeewwww.. thats pretty funny too!!
if i had a million dollars---if i had a million dollars i wouldn't have to wright a retarded fucking song!!  ¶ 4/22/2005 08:29:00 PM

  ya ever have one of those bugars that gets lodged in yer nose and no matter how you try it just wont't come out? ya pick 'an pick but it just won't budge. i mean ya can feel it up there, it's that kind when you inhale it's ok, but when ya exhale . you do these little short ,quick exhales so you wind up lookin like a rabbit that overdosed on clovers. you keep pickin and it's rollin' around and around...then viola!!! you grab hold...uh oh...whats this?....it's on it's way out but....ecckkhhh..it feels as though it's half way down your throat..and ya make that "guuh" sound. then ya look at it... wonder at it's existence.... then look around..see if anybody's lookin'?
me niether.  ¶ 4/16/2005 06:05:00 PM

  ok, driving around all day on my job just makes me wonder where the hell some poeple get the nerve.......no driving after ..lets..say...65. you turn 65..go home..stay home ..play some canasta or somethin'. teen drivers...oy. first of all just 'cuz your lil import sounds like someone shaking an empty soup can with a couple bb's in it ; doesn't mean you're fast. and you have this amazing thing they just invented...it's called a blinker!!!! sheeesh. sit up straight when you drive fer cryin' out loud...you really think you look cool leaning to the right? get yerself a girlfriend ....soccer mom's. nobody cares that you own a minivan..and a cell phone and have more offspring than a cockroach, and your hubby works downtown. get off the road go home and eat 'cher ice cream and masturbate. ..cuz ya know yer hubby's screwin the secretary anyway.  ¶ 3/28/2005 05:21:00 PM

  alive and well. i haven't blogged in some time now. i haven't been so busy that i just can't blog. i guess i don't have much to talk about. i'll be around.....i'm gonna go say hey to my buddy salvidor......ciao  ¶ 2/28/2005 05:18:00 PM